Saturday, March 18, 2006

Old People Say The Funniest Things

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your
inner child playing with matches.


A 97-year-old man goes into his doctor's office and says, "Doc,
I want my sex drive lowered." "Sir," replied the doctor, "you're 97 Don't
you think your sex drive is all in your head?" "You're damned right it
is!" replied the old man. "That's why I want it lowered!"


And my personal favortie:
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the
people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Leslie Shelor said...

These are great!

March 18, 2006 at 9:03 AM  
Blogger kimananda said...

These are funny! And, I love the new blog template, and especially your new profile pic! :-)

March 18, 2006 at 10:09 AM  

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