Sunday, April 6, 2008

tootsie chickendoodle

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, use it as the topic and copy this post to your blog.

Ok here goes

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
(Mine is tootsie chickendoodle)



Blogger Pixiedust said...

That made me giggle, will put this on my blog.

April 7, 2008 at 8:10 AM  
Blogger Julie said...

Hello from Boobie Gizzardhump!

April 7, 2008 at 1:58 PM  
Blogger Nydia said...

So I'm Cheesey Dippinface! LOL I must deserve this... :)
Hello again, Patty! I took the afternoon while Lucas is at school and this is my last day at homebefore going back to work to visit my fav blogs. we've been very sick lately (take a read at my blog to know about it if you want), so I really missed the posts!!
And talking about posts... WOW!!! Your grandson is a total paranormal little boy! I was reading your story and eyes wide opened! This is hard to deal with... Hope you can make him feel better about it, the hard thing is that even if you don't focus on it, he will, right? Hope everything goes well! Kisses from Nydia.

April 7, 2008 at 2:52 PM  
Blogger PEA said...

Dorfus Chuckledoodle here for a visit with you Miss Tootsie Chickendoodle! LOL Love it!

April 7, 2008 at 5:45 PM  
Blogger Meow (aka Connie) said...

Hahaha, mine is Sloopy Pottytush !!

Hi Autumn, thanks for your comment on my blog. I, too, visit blogs regularly, using Google Reader, and don't always leave comments. Sometimes time doesn't permit commenting, just quick browsing !!

Our holiday was wonderful, wish I was still away ... reality is back, work, etc ... blah !!

Hope you are well.

Take care, Meow

April 7, 2008 at 7:06 PM  
Blogger Maria said...

Dorfus Chucklefanny!!

That's awesome!

April 10, 2008 at 9:59 PM  
Blogger kim said...

Pleased to me you all! I am Dorky Dippinchunks!

April 13, 2008 at 7:58 PM  

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