Saturday, December 30, 2006

Yack Yack Yack

You have to get this picture in your head. I'm at work, We share the bathroom with our customers. So Here I am on the toilet doing my thing when I hear a voice next to me talking.
Woman to friend: He is driving me crazy. He snores and I can't sleep, and when I nudge him he hits out at me and rolls over.
I don't know what to do she says. He doesn't want to even touch me any more...
I don't understand it. I ask him what is wrong and he won't talk about it..


I suddenly realize this woman is sitting on the toilet talking to her friend about her sex life. I start to rattle the toilet paper roll to make my presence known...She keeps talking, I flush the toilet...She keeps talking. I go to the sink and run water..She keeps talking..I leave the room thinking. Is nothing private?

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Blogger Dorothy said...

LOL, poor woman...LOL...poor you that has to hear that! Some people just don't care who hears them when they're that upset, I suppose. Maybe she wanted your help, who knows? Autumn, I'm adding you to my blogroll. I keep forgetting you're my neighbor and what is neighbors for??? ;o)

December 31, 2006 at 1:34 AM  
Blogger Dorothy said...

Omg...and I'm a writer. What ARE neighbors for? SHEESH.

December 31, 2006 at 1:34 AM  
Blogger Catch said...

It reminds me of that joke where the 2 guys were in the stalls and the one kept talking and the other one started answering ( he thought he was talking to him) finally the guy says...I gotta hang up..the idiot in the next stall keeps talking to me....lol. Hey! Have a great New Year!

December 31, 2006 at 2:33 AM  
Blogger Jean said...

Why is it that we feel uncomfortable when people talk in inappropriate places? I have a hard time being curteous to people who talk on the phone the whole time I am waiting on them but I've never had to hear a comversation like that, thank goodness! I wonder if her friend had her on speaker phone!

December 31, 2006 at 8:39 AM  
Blogger Jenger said...

The only time I will talk on the phone in the restroom is when a)nobody else is in there b)I am not sitting on the pot. It never fails that I will be in the middle of doing my business and someone will come in talking on the phone. This really sux cause I get stage fright when going pooh in a public restroom.

December 31, 2006 at 4:38 PM  
Blogger Granny said...

Sorry you had to hear all that but it's still funny.

Happy New Year to all of you.

December 31, 2006 at 8:08 PM  

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