Saturday, December 30, 2006

Yack Yack Yack

You have to get this picture in your head. I'm at work, We share the bathroom with our customers. So Here I am on the toilet doing my thing when I hear a voice next to me talking.
Woman to friend: He is driving me crazy. He snores and I can't sleep, and when I nudge him he hits out at me and rolls over.
I don't know what to do she says. He doesn't want to even touch me any more...
I don't understand it. I ask him what is wrong and he won't talk about it..

I suddenly realize this woman is sitting on the toilet talking to her friend about her sex life. I start to rattle the toilet paper roll to make my presence known...She keeps talking, I flush the toilet...She keeps talking. I go to the sink and run water..She keeps talking..I leave the room thinking. Is nothing private?



Blogger Dorothy said...

LOL, poor woman...LOL...poor you that has to hear that! Some people just don't care who hears them when they're that upset, I suppose. Maybe she wanted your help, who knows? Autumn, I'm adding you to my blogroll. I keep forgetting you're my neighbor and what is neighbors for??? ;o)

December 31, 2006 at 1:34 AM  
Blogger Dorothy said...

Omg...and I'm a writer. What ARE neighbors for? SHEESH.

December 31, 2006 at 1:34 AM  
Blogger Catch said...

It reminds me of that joke where the 2 guys were in the stalls and the one kept talking and the other one started answering ( he thought he was talking to him) finally the guy says...I gotta hang up..the idiot in the next stall keeps talking to Hey! Have a great New Year!

December 31, 2006 at 2:33 AM  
Blogger Jean said...

Why is it that we feel uncomfortable when people talk in inappropriate places? I have a hard time being curteous to people who talk on the phone the whole time I am waiting on them but I've never had to hear a comversation like that, thank goodness! I wonder if her friend had her on speaker phone!

December 31, 2006 at 8:39 AM  
Blogger Jenger said...

The only time I will talk on the phone in the restroom is when a)nobody else is in there b)I am not sitting on the pot. It never fails that I will be in the middle of doing my business and someone will come in talking on the phone. This really sux cause I get stage fright when going pooh in a public restroom.

December 31, 2006 at 4:38 PM  
Blogger Granny said...

Sorry you had to hear all that but it's still funny.

Happy New Year to all of you.

December 31, 2006 at 8:08 PM  

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