Monday, July 16, 2007

Serenity Under Pressure

It was a long hard weekend at work. I think this sums up how I feel about it.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Sacred Suzie said...

I love your fiery witchy spirit! I'm sorry to hear things have been hard for you though and that positive energy comes to you soon to help cheer you up.

July 16, 2007 at 12:59 PM  
Blogger Carrie said...

You go girl!

July 16, 2007 at 2:56 PM  
Blogger peppylady said...

Demand from your boss a raise for putting up with the daily ass you deal with.

July 16, 2007 at 6:01 PM  
Blogger T*mmy said...

LMBO...best post I've read all day!!
:D

July 16, 2007 at 6:08 PM  
Anonymous cathy said...

I like this version of the Serenity Prayer. Especially the bit about percentages during the week.
Hopefully things will get better for you soon.

July 20, 2007 at 10:57 AM  

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