A little humor
(I got this joke in an email today and just had to share)
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Labels: Chit Chat
posted by Patty at
Friday, December 14, 2007
7 Comments:
Autumn-How funny. I wish I could have been there to see that boys face.
wonderful!!
leanne x
I've heard this one before and every time I read it I crack up laughing.
That is too funny!!
Hope the weather isn't too bad where you are. I know most of the east was hit hard.
Oh I thought that really happened. I thought you had the coolest Dad ever!
Still a good one.
bwahahahha!!!
LOVE IT!
Your dad sounds ace good on him !
I had a group of teenagers messing about at the back of our house (we've had so much damage done by this gang)so I went out and asked then to calm it down a bit and one of them thought he would try to be clever in front of his mates and shouted "What's it to you you f...ing fat bitch,to which I replyed "and you're bloody ugly but at least I can go on a diet but you'll still be bloody ugly" his mates just fell about laughing.I don't like to go down to their level but I'm afraid after the week I'd had I was going to stand there and take it !There's life in the old girl yet !
All the best from Kathyann at meg's mum's muffins
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